Didn’t qualify for the Masters this year? Yeah, us either. Luckily, there’s a golf tournament for the rest of us. A tournament where high-handicappers can cement a farmer’s tan and brag about making two straight pars on the back nine. We call it The Whiffers. You're invited, and it smells better than it sounds.
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Overheard | S#%! | Shh! |
Real grass | ? |
Ryan "Baby Fade" Kasperski
— Corporate Card Carrier
Steve "Scratch" Day
— Runner-up Qualifier
Arrival
10:00 AMPractice areas
10:00–10:45 AMPairings to be announced
11:00 AMPairings to be announced
11:10 AMPairings to be announced
11:20 AMPairings to be announced
11:30 AMOptional beers on losers
3:30–4:30 PM2 spots left. Hurry up, Bryson. To qualify, you need $65 and a set of clubs. Please keep track of your handicap and let us know a group/partner preference if you have one.
2020 Match Play Winners